Oh, that would be my big brother. No lie. Here’s an excellent bit of foolishness sent to me by Fox:
If Sarah Palin were our mom, my big brother would be Beretta Hockey Palin, and I’d be Halter Grasshopper. Fox is luckiest of us all, though. She’d be Commando Coalfire. Oh yes, I am soooo jealous!
Who would you be?