Wasn’t it just five minutes ago that I wrote about my crazy connection to my earrings, how I have risked life and limb for my trinkets? Today I was faced with the horror of … yes, you guessed it … rushing through my get-out-of-the-house routine to the detriment of my peace of mind …
I FORGOT MY EARRINGS!!
It was a true Red Alert situation. Basically the same as stepping outside without my shirt and shoes. Worse still, what I was wearing required gold jewelry and the place I stopped to hunt up some desperation earrings only had silver.
Too awful, I tell you. It’s a wonder I survived the afternoon. Six hours naked. In public. I need a drink.
Go check out the other (less ridiculous) slices over at Stacey and Ruth’s.
(We will return to our regularly scheduled, quality slices tomorrow. Thank you for your patience. We apologize for any inconvenience. Please use the trash recepticles on your way out.)