Oh, Universe. You and your shenanigans.

Today, I was not wearing a dress. Today I was walking down Eastern Parkway to a meeting at the main branch of the Brooklyn Public Library at Grand Army Plaza. It was a semi-gorgeous afternoon and my coat was open. My lovely multi-pink scarf (thank you, Sonia!) was fluttering around me, my hair was big and fabulous. I was looking forward to my meeting because I love the library.

“Big-legged woman.”

And I thought, “Oh, come on.” I mean, after all, I just finished writing about this nonsense. I need new material if I’m going to make it through the rest of this Slice of Life Challenge.

The speaker was behind me. I just kept walking. And he kept on, too.

“I don’t know, but I been told. A big-legged woman ain’t got no soul.”

(In tune, in a really good, deep, raspy voice, too. Maybe he was even doing a little air-guitar accompaniment.) Still, I resisted turning around. I was so close to the Children’s Library entrance . A few more yards and I could duck inside and be done.

“You don’t need no soul, baby. I got enough to share.”

And into the library. Free.

He had enough soul to share. And he sang the exact LZ line I referenced in my last post. That almost made me laugh out loud. It really might be the best bit of street harassment of my whole life. (Or maybe a close second to another street singer from a couple of years ago.) The universe, she likes playing with my head.


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4 thoughts on “Oh, Universe. You and your shenanigans.

  1. I would have giggled, shook my head and still kept walking. The bad part of the whole thing is he most likely thought he was being complimentary. The good part of it is, the universe gave you what you needed in a humorous way. Gotta love when it all works out.

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